Resumes are the Character Sheets of Capitalism

Writing resumes for my loved ones is so fun for me. I get to capture their essence and present it like a battle card designed to weaken the defenses of any company that they wish to infiltrate.

 

It also is an excuse to brag about them in a way that sounds like matter-of-fact, unquestionable truths. 

 

Imagine a reality where the pursued title is the ultimate and only possible end goal of everything the applicant has ever done. It's all been leading to this. They've been working towards this their whole life. 

 

Past work experiences = harrowing back story

Skills and Strengths = special abilities and stats

 

Entering any workforce is all just LARPing and mind games. Every interview is a battle of wits and luck. 

 

Have fun with it! 

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