Resumes are the Character Sheets of Capitalism

Writing resumes for my loved ones is so fun for me. I get to capture their essence and present it like a battle card designed to weaken the defenses of any company that they wish to infiltrate.

 

It also is an excuse to brag about them in a way that sounds like matter-of-fact, unquestionable truths. 

 

Imagine a reality where the pursued title is the ultimate and only possible end goal of everything the applicant has ever done. It's all been leading to this. They've been working towards this their whole life. 

 

Past work experiences = harrowing back story

Skills and Strengths = special abilities and stats

 

Entering any workforce is all just LARPing and mind games. Every interview is a battle of wits and luck. 

 

Have fun with it! 

If you'd like some help, I can do that too!

Resume Review

US$80.00

Resume Review

US$80.00

Send me your resume and I will help you transform it into a polished, professional document that showcases your strengths and achievements! 

Let's get you a refined document that will give you the confidence you deserve!

Send your file to me once you've ordered, (any format is acceptable), and we can schedule a time to review and determine turn-around time. 

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