As a neuro-spicy individual, I have spent an inconceivable amount of time trying to figure out how I'm supposed to "be" - and I still don't get it. 

I want to be one of those girlies that keeps some kind of bullet journal, planner, pocket calendar so freaking bad. I am so very online though it's redundant with my calendar app and honestly.... less useful. I'm too enamored with the concept to let it go though.

Routines are hard for me. There are many reasons why that probably is, but trying to pinpoint them all just traps me in my Ivory Mind Tower of Analysis Paralysis. 

... I truly believe the acronym was thought of first. 

Pinterest boards get messy for me after a while since "this is what I want" so easily becomes "but what if..." 

One thing I learned unexpectedly is that mantras and things are more effective when you think them and hear them, instead of saying them aloud. For me to think things over and over, I need to read it. My hack is to use a read text aloud app to tell me the following: 

Writing resumes for my loved ones is so fun for me. I get to capture their essence and present it like a battle card designed to weaken the defenses of any company that they wish to infiltrate.

I know there are people out there that say never looking in a mirror is the best way to not care how you look, but we are not discussing "how to not care" we have established that we DO care and this is what we are going to do about it.

Clothes. You have to wear them most places. 

For someone with a short attention span, it is crazy-wild that I can stare at a lamp in a thrift store for half an hour, trying to convince myself to leave it, and, simultaneously, also, why I need it. 

I saw someone interested in making these, so I thought, why not? It certainly falls in line with my personal enjoyment of calling out the ridiculousness of society combined with thrifty DIY. If you are looking for the mask earring diagram, scroll to the bottom!